'Not-So-Official' Ending

"'Not-So-Official' Ending"
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Release date	August 15, 2014
Length	22:23
Intro song	Normal
Outro song	Normal
Music	Haunted
Link	'Not-So-Official' Ending
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Episode 3
Series	Five Nights at Freddy's
Game	Five Nights at Freddy's
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"'Not-So-Official' Ending" is the 3rd episode of Five Nights at Freddy's played by Markiplier.

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Are you ready for Freddy?

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's. Now, I'm going to attempt to beat this game right now, and I have a strategy to do it. Now, I have kinda figured this out already, but you don't need actually to watch where they are throug out the entire building, considering that they can just jump behind your door at any time. So the most important thing to do... Phone starts to call Is check outside your doors with the lights, and check on Pirate's Cove very freakently, because this asshole over here, he dosen't even know what's he doing, so how can he give me advice, when he's already stuffed into a freaking box. Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. Video cut Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? Maybe it won’t be so bad. IT'S GONNA BE BAD! Uh, I... I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. Oh no. Em... eyeballs? (Toreador song) NO NO NO NO! Oh, yeah, god dammit. NO NO NO! dead static UGH! NO NO NO! No no no, you do nothing. Okay. So... God dammit, it's like I forget how bad it is, and I get in here, and it's just horrifying. So either way, so I got a pretty solid startegy to go about this. Because it doesn't seem matter, my time spent fine and it is just time wasting power, so my- Wait, don't do that to me! So I just to spens my resourses, very quickly checking, freakently. Disturbing at everything. LISTEN VERY CLOSELY AT RANDOM NOISES, playing at my ear. And don't worrying about anything. Thinking about like bunny rabbits or something. Brhmhm! No no no... Go dammit. I'm checking a little a bit too freakently, but I wanna be just very careful here. Because if one of them does pop out behind my door, I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT. Okay, so... Hm... Alright, you sons of bitches, where you? I'm standing here for a long night! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ME! Why do I have to go though 6 hours of this crap, why do I come back for another night? It's like I done a blood pact to came back every single night. It's 4 bucks at hour, people actually work out. I'm here at night at four bucks at hour, I'm watching- Bonnie pops in West Door AHEHUHAHU! Okay. That's guy's down. Watch Pirate Cove. Watch out of Ducky. Until, he's gone. Okay! Ducky NotNonDuck! He's still there, that's okay. No DuckDuck! Stil there... good, good, good, at least I'm having a company for my nightmare. Ah, good! Yeah, I feel-' Foxy is in Pirate Cove. AAAGH!! I did see- (coughs badly) I just, damn, joke at spit. He can't be out already! Ah, I need to keep closer eye on them. You can't be out already! You just poped in! Oh, I barely did missed him! Oh, I got to hear. Do I even get- Do I ever hear footstepts before they get here? Yeah, yeah. No no no. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh, god, this game is so... Alright, it's okay, but I used to it. It ain't so bad anymore. Exept that it's horrifying. Foxy enters his pre-sprint phase NNNOOOOOOOOO!!! NO NO NO NO! NO, YOU CAN'T BE SNEAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! I GOT MY EYE ON YOU SO HARD. NO NO NO. HOW OFTEN I SUPPOSED TO CHECK YOU? HOW OFTEN I SUPPOSED TO CHECK HIM? NO. OH, I GOT TO BE EVEN MORE SPASTIC! If I see you, gad dammit, second not there, I SLAM DOWN THAT DOOR QUICKLY! Someone's in the kitchen. Nope, don't even think about it. This's my pattern. This is my pattern till the end of days. YEAH, WE'RE GOOD! PIRATE COVE MAN! COWARDY MAN! Whatever he is, I don't even know he's got a code, but I'm not entierly sure, but I don't to know anymore, because I just want to get through this night! I just want to get through this night! Haugh... Shack, its ot! THIS'S MY PATTERN! UNTIL MY DAYS ARE DONE. Just gonna make sure, that Pirate Cove Man... Oh god, if he even, for god damn second, I'm gonna lose my, god damn, mind! It's my pattern... Don't you dum-dum-dum me! DON'T YOU DUM-DUM- Bonnie pops in West Door OKAY! UGH! GOT ALREADY HA? THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA BE? THAT'S HOW YOU'LL BE THE WHOLE ASS GAME? GOD, I REALLY DON'T LIKE- Foxy has left Pirate Cove NO! HE'S GONE! NOW CLOSE IT! OH MY GOD CLOSE IT! CLOSE EVERYTHING! OH MY GOD, WHERE HE GO? WHAT HAPPENED? AH, FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T GET IT! OH GOD! Pirate Cove returned to normal WHAT DO I DO NOW? DID HE GO AWAY? Freddy is in E. Hall Corner WHAT IS THAT? UGH, WHAT IS THAT? OH, I'M USING TO MUSCH POWER! CAN I LEAVE THIS ONE OPEN? IS HE GONNA COME BACK? UGH-UGH! IS HE THERE? LEAVE IT UP! UGH! I'm so dead. I'M SO DEAD!PIRATE COVE GETS PIRATE COVE. IS HE GONNA KILL ME? OH, GOD, HE'S GONNA KILL ME! WHAT DO I DO? AH NO NO! Freddy laughs and jumps in the office AH FUAUACK! ... (mumbles) Game Over Ugh... WHAT DO I SUPPOSED TO DO? I COULDN'T CHECK PIRATE COVE MORE! Ah... Hate it, I hate this game, I hate it, I hate it god, I hate it so god damn much. You guys don't even understand, I got to beat it thou, FUCK! Here we go! Skipped to 80%. Foxy sings NO NO! WHO'S DID THE DUMDUMING? Bonnie pops in West Door AH! Foxy is in Pirate Cove. OH, GOD, DAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU OUT? I WAS SEEING SO MUCH! So apperently mister Fazbear likes to hang outside the door, right towards the end of the night. AND KILL ME DEAD! I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT! God damn, why the night is so god damn long? Don't much care fo you, don't appreciate it. Foxy enters his pre-sprint phase. Freddy laughs AAAAA! HOW'S DOING THAT? WHO DID THAT? Don't do that fsap to me!, god, I can't take the fast steps. No! Fazzy Bear, if you're freaking there, I'll kill you! I'll stuff you out of your suit. Okay, as soon as he leaves... Oh, I got to be ready rool. Reacting so fast like mongoose! Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner, twitching his head demonicly OH GOD, OH GOD, HE'S DIFFERENT! HE'S WIERD! IT'S WIERD! DON'T DO THAT! YOU B- BITCH BUSTARD! NO! JUST... GENERALY NO! THE HELL, YOU SO WIERD! Okay. Enough to freak out, he's not here. WERY CALMLY. Freddy is in E. Hall Corner OH GOD. NO NO NO. WOOO. NOT RISKY THAT ONE! SON OF A BITCH! Okay... Okay... Fine! Is he still there? Oh, he's still there, he's still there. What do about that? He can enter the door and murder me! OH WHY'RE YOU THERE? Why do you both give much bisbort choises about life? Oh, I'm not having enough power. I'm so not having enough power now. He's still there? Foxy has left Pirate Cove Oh, he's still there! You're still there. Okay... Okay... Pirate Cove- PIRATE COVE GONE! GOD, CLOSE CLOSE!!!!! RUN DOWN THE HALLWAY... YOU CAN'T GET ME! Okay... You're there. Are you still there? He's gone. Okay. Foxy is in Pirate Cove He's at Pirate Cove, okay. So I can leave that- Bonnie pops in West Door OKAY! NOT AGAIN! SHREBALLS! I GONNA RUN OUT OF POWER! OH, I'M SO DONE! OH, I'M SO DONE! OH... I'M SO DONE! OH, GOD, I GONNA RUN OUT! HRAAAH! NOOOUGH! OH, I'M SO DONE, I'M SO DEAD, I'M SO DEAD. IT'S NOTHING I CAN DO NOW! IT'S LITERALY NOTHING I CAN DO NOW! Oh god... I'M SO DEAD. OH... OH, I'M DEAD. GOD, DAMMIT, I WAS SO CLOSE! Oh, god if I... Power out. Freddy starts Toreador UGH! DUDUDUDU, come on, come on, roll over! I'm dead. I'm so dead! Uh, I'm dead. Not, I'm done. (removes headphones) No, I'm not gonna do it, no, no, you can't, no. (double finger defence) 6 a.m. OH MY GO- HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (claps hysterically) AHAH, YES! YES! NUGH! GRUUUGH! Oh, boy. It is it, it is, guys, it's the fifth Night! I can make it, I can make it, even Pirate Cove's not bad, I just need to check him often if he resets. That's not enough a big issue! Phone starts to call You're dead! You're dead, man! You're so dead! Shut up. In phone some infernal metallic voice heard. Mark's face is now fully in crap. UGH! HAHAHAHAHAHA... (crying) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? UGH! Okay, so I can be a little more conservative about checking, especialy Pirate Cove, beacuse he'll reset, if I catch him in time not to kill me, all I need to do is check him periodically. AND I'll BE FINE! NOTHING WILL MURDER MY BRAINS OUT! Now I need to watch doors... outside. One, two, three, okay. I'll be fine! I gonna be totaly fine! Because I'm calm and collected. I'm literally sweating right now. Check the doors outside- Camera goes static NORAGER! WHAT'RE YOU DOING? DON'T YOU TRY OVER! No no no no no... No no no. Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner. Still possessed NGH! What are you doing there? What are you doing, friend? What are you doing there, wierdo friendo? ♪{Du-du-dum-dum, fuck you!}♪ Bonnie pops in West Door ♪{Du-du-dum-dum go away!}♪ Don't have any candy for you, mister Tricko-tricker. I... will be just fine. I gonna be fine... Because I know the rules. I know how to play the game! I understand now. Du-du-dum-du-dum (show middle finger). Du-du-dum-do-you-understand-that-dum-dum? You'll understand a lot of this! Huh? Doing okay... Okay, doing okay. I got the rules pretty much down pack. Bonnie pops in West Door OKAY! Don't think much can surprise me now! Chica is in E. Hall Corner. Possessed too Dum-dum- Oh, hi! What're you doing over there? Still there... Waitng you now... Oh, wait, what- Okay, you're not there anymore. Oh, you are there! You just mister Quack-attack! Drub-drub-drub-drub-drub! Are you gone? Good. Okay. Pirate's Cove? Chica pops in East Door window Okay, you're there. Hi, friend! Hi! That's good to see you again! Better see you in hell. Pirate Cove Man not coming out. He's a little bit shy this time around. Hello! Doing okay... Doing okay. Doing okay, he's still there but I'm doing okay. I think I actually got this. Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner Bub-brubly-bub-brek-bub-bruub-bruub-bruub! Okay, he's there, it's about to pop out. God, dammit, go away! Go away, you duckt bustard, you're... bothering me more than any other time you bother me now. Okay, you're not there anymore. Good. AGGGH! You such an ASSHOLE! DUCK, GO AWAY! I don't want to play a date! Hallutinations appears OKAY, NO NO, OH, OKAY, THAT WAS NOTHING! I was panicing about nothing. He's nothing, he's not there. It's all in my mind! You're still there. Becouse you're not in my mind, you're probably going to kill me soon but, hey, at least it's going to be okay with me! I'm so dead, I'm running out of power this point if you don't- Okay, he's gone... Thank, goodness. Great- Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner. Freddy is in E. Hall Corner OKAY, OH GOD, HE'S GONNA... AH, FAZZY! I keep the door that down because the Fazzy's going to come by. AGHHH, YOU SON OF A BITCH! AT LEAST PIRATE COVE MAN UP A BIT A LITTLE NO BOTHER... Still there... GOD DAMMIT! WHAT'S WITH MY RIGHT DOOR TODAY? Ah... Du-du-dum-dum-dum... You are dumb-dumb-dumb. ♪{You are dummy-dum-dum-dum...}♪ God, I'm running out of power, only 33%, it's only 3 a.m. I am fubernoked. I NOT GONNA MAKE IT! COME ON! CAN I- CAn I OPEN THAT DOOR, CAN I OR NOT? So boned... SO BONED! What wass that? Bonnie pops in West Door Okay, god dammit, I'm SO BONED!! If I open that door, I'm dead. I'm literally dead. I don't need to check my cameras anymore, because I'm dead! God, dammit, let me open the door, god, damn. AGGGGGH, YOU ASSESS! Chica is in E. Hall Corner, not Freddy Oh, good, I can left the door! Freddy returns OH GOD, I GOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR! I don't know if that's the true rule! Bonnie pops in West Door Thank you, both doors closed, just come and kill me! Because this game is freaks against me and I hate my life. PoopymyPants! Didn't even make it to 5 a.m. I don't reaaly know if I have to close that door. You know, I gonna to test out, I'll open that door. COME AT ME BRO! COME ON! WHAT'RE YOU GOT? what're you got? ah? You too? Opened up. Opened at flag gates, come on, bring it on! Bring it on. Power out Bring it on! Bring it on! (dances to Toreador) Don't do that please... Oh, nope (removes headphones) Nope, I don't let you to get me... Well, I played like that... NOPE! NOPE! (looking away) Nope... Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. (Confused) (trying to continue playing) Freddy attacks! AH! I WASN'T EVEN TURNING MY HEAD! (breathing hardly) I'm guess that I'm not supposed to keep that door down when he's there. Because it's wastes too much power, there's no way to beat it if... If I- If I got the door down the entire, god damn, time he's there. I'd be screwed! I gonna be- Ugh. HUUUH! Restart. 73% now. Foxy is in Pirate Cove ... East door blocked OH GOD, NO! WHAT AM I DOING? NO NO NO NO! WHAT? OH MY GOD NO! WHATS THE FUCK? NOOO! Freddy is in E. Hall Corner. Chica attacks! WHAT THE- AHUH FUCK! AH, GOD... (crying) (dies) Restart. 71% now. Foxy is in Pirate Cove. Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner I'm really sorry if this seems boring to some people. But god, damn, I really got nothing to say other that I want to beat this so bad. So I just gonna focus on this until this done. What was that? WHAT WAS THAT? NO NO NO NO! No no... no! No! Freddy is in E. Hall Corner. Oh, god, dammit, okay. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU! I DO KNOW NOTHING TO DO ABOUT YOU! Chica is in E. Hall Corner. Pretty sure about- Okay, he changed out. God dammit. Chica pops in East Door window GOD, DAMMIT! Turn it off... Bonnie pops in West Door. Foxy is in pre-sprint phase. Chica is in E. Hall Corner. I'm a clockwork now... Like clockwork orange! I GONNA MAKE IT! I gonna make it this time! Chica pops in East Door window Okay, maybe not. Freddy is in E. Hall Corner. Definitely might be die. Pirate Cove Joe. Dammit, dammit, come on! UGH, YOU GONNA BE LIKE THAT! Fuck... God, damn you! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Okay... JUST A LITTLE LONGER, COME ON! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! OH, TURN IT OFF! GOD DAMMIT! UGGGH! Power out UGH! Clock, clock, just a little enough, ugh, just turn it off! HAAAH! HGH! It gone away ease! Where's jigglin-giggely, you bitch? Come this down in seconds! Oh, god, dammit. OH GOD DAMMIT! Freddy sings in West Door OKAY! Alright, you started to de-de-de-de-de. He started to du-du-du-du-du... COME ON, TURN IT OVER! (goes crazy) TURN OVER! OH, I'M SO DEAD! OH, COME ON!!! GYAAAH! UGH... OH, FUCK! Fuck... (crying) 6 a.m. Oh... (shock) (breaths hardly) Ending "Good job, sport!" Huh... (crying) ha. ha. ha. huh... hohohoho... I did it! Ahahahah... YEAH AHAHAHAHAH! YEHEHEH... I did it! Oh my god- 6th Night appears in menu Wut... Wait a minute... ... (manbaby) Wait, what, fisrt, is that star? And why there's a SIXTH NIGHT? WHY? It's FIVE nights at Freddy's! NOT S- ah... Well, guess what? Thats just have to wait for another episode, because I literally, couldn't got that last Night closer than I did. So I'm lucky enough to have won it, when I did, I'm very happy! And I will save, whatever the hell is in 6th Night, for another episode. YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT ONE! Until I can play it again. So, either way, OH MY GOD! This easily, easily the scariest game I ever played but unforunetly, after all, I played it like in few hours, it does, gorw little old on you, but- it's amasing! How the tension is still there, it's a fantasinc horror game. It plays on every of your paranoid delusions, paranoic, not paranoid. But it is so good! Oh, I don't know how they can expand the concept, but either way, they are awesome, who ever made this... Scott Cawthon, YOU ARE AWESOME! So thank you all so much for watching, prepare for this 6th Night, it's later on, I hoped you all enjoyed this... so far. Thank you all so much for wathcing, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye Outro After ending there's extra 25 left. It is reversed clip from the start of 5th Night, so call message is more wierd. Then it jumps to moment when Chica attacks.