Fandom

Markiplier Wiki

FUNNIEST GAME EVER

4,137pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
"FUNNIEST GAME EVER"

Skate3P1thumb

Skate31SS

Release Date February 23, 2014
Length 5:35
Outro music Crazy La Paint
Link FUNNIEST GAME EVER
Playlist Guide
Episode 1
Game Skate 3
← previous
none
next →
"BREAK EVERYTHING"
Video Guide

← previous
"SILENT TOWN"

next →
"Elementary Memories (JUMPSCARES!)"

FUNNIEST GAME EVER is the 1st episode of Skate 3 played by Markiplier, featuring Bob.

Description

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! Bob joins me for some Skate 3 shenanigans!


Transcript

Full transcript
This like Ah...
BONK
OHOHOHOHO
A HA HA HA HAH
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and this is Bob here, we are plaing Skate 3, beacuse... It's been highly demanded and we're been trying to... What are you doing?
I don't know...
You're okay there?
Taking a nap, just like...
PHAHAHAHAH...
Just like... leave me alone
We've never played it before we pluged in in Bob's- BHAHAHA
OH DON'T DIE! HA HA HA HA HA, NOOO HA HAH!
So, we gonna take turns playing, because Bob's fligt leaves in about an hour so, we want to record something else and... this is it. So...
shows muscles
BHA HA HA HA HA HA!
HAHAKAHKAHKHAHAHA
WHAH HA HA HA HA!
How do I jump again?
You have to like push-
WOHOHOHOHO
WOW! THAT WAS MAGIC!
OHOHOHOHO HO! YEAH HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA!
WHOOP!
BRA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I don't know, just pressing buttons, I dpn't know how to play this.
Ah.
Okay, alright. BHAHAHAHAHAH!
You lost... YOU LOST YOUR SKATEBOARD...
Shut up, whoooooops!
Oh, that's right, you have force.
That was- God dammit, whoooooops!
GYA HA HAH.
How do I get back on it? I never figured that out!
Triangle.
Oh! Okay, okay.
Oh my god, jump over the side.
AGAGH! BHAHAHAHA
AH AH AH GOD...
God, dammit.
BONK
PHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Just get...
OH MY GOD!
PHAHAHAHAHAH! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHA HA HA HA!
Quarry, quarry sounds good. O ho ho ho ho.
I em...
Ehehehehehe...
Throws skate
I don't need this anymore...
Oh, god...
uuuoooAAAAAA! AH HA HAAAAAA OH GOD! Well, NOOO! Okay.
Ehehehehehe!
Heh! OH MY GOD! NOOO!
Ahahahah...
A jump- FUCK YOU, SKATEBOEARD!
Ehehehe.
I not need a skateboard for this!
Shit...
DA HA HA!
Shit...
DA HA HA!
There we go! Shit... God, dammit! Shit...
Can you run to the top of this ramp?
I don't know.
WAHAHA HA HA HAH!
What did I do?
AAAHAH!
Okay.
AAAHAH HA HA HA HA HA! Yeah, that's how you play console games.
Like...
You need at least five fingers!
YEP! WOAH NO!
Mid-air squats
AHAHAH!
NO! NOOO! BRA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AHA HA HA HA HA HAAAH HA HA! AAAHA HA HA!
Shit! Alright, you take over, I'm not doing well.
A HA HAH...
Hm... Blistering fast, I like that!
A HA HAH...
HUHUHUHUHU!
That's what we were looking for!
Joop! Blistering speed!
BONK
Perfect.
PHAHAHAHAHAH!
AH HA HA HA HA!
Speed! Speed! Speed! Speed!
Camera getting less clear...
BHAHAH!
OH, COME ON! Oh, saved it...
kakakah...
Come back, here.
A hah. Woopz! Some speed right there, that's some speed man! Eh. Oug. Don't.
HA HA HA HA!
So that. That's a big.. but not much speed.
You gotta slow down.
YEAH!
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH! HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH! YEAH! HA HA HA!
WHAT?
YEAH HA HA! Nope. Nope.
HA HA HA HA!
Come back here, you bitch, came back! I gonna get you! I gonna getch ya!
What if I just...
Woop!
AH! COME IN ON! GET ON THE THING!
PHAHAHAHAHAH!
YOHOO!
WOHOHOHOHO!
OH NO!
MY GOD!
OH...
The other way-
This is the big ramp, I just jumped down!
Okay, go down that ramp if you feel so inclined. Get it... If you-
Oh... OH!
BONK
WOHOHOHOHO!
OH GOD!
ahahahaha...
NO!
Oh god...
AH!
ahahahaha...
GOD DANG IT!
Shoop there... Woop! And...
BONK
WHA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HA HA HA HA! GOD, DANG IT!
HAH!
Is that doing your finger wagging?
Either that or I'm doing this... (prevent) EHEHEHEHEHE!
God...
Alright. Huh!
A HA HA HA HA HA!
IT IS! Oh...
No! NO!
Oh, yes, see? I got it, I got it! Okay. Stoop!
Oh, god.
BONK! Bye, balls
UHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!
HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Shoop! yeg, yeg...
Bombing man!
OH, OH MY GOD!
Ha ha ha ha... So I...
BONK
OH, OH...
BONK
OH, NO!
Ahahah. Yhyhyhyhy...
finger dance
WHA HA HA HA HA HA! (finger dance)
(finger dance)
OH! BRA HA HAHAHAHAHAH! A HA HA HA HA HA!
AHAHAH! OH, WHAT THE HELL. HYEAP! GYYYR!
GIVE ME MY SKATEBOARD! SAVE ME SCATEBOARD!
Shut up, I can do it!
Speed, speed, speed!
Hang on, I got it! Hyep! Wooop. What?
no bonk...
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Eng, egh. And egh! And egh! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
BONK
AAAAAAAAAAAH! I BROKE MY SPINE! ALRIGHT! PERFECT
Outro
Skate 3
FUNNIEST GAME EVER | BREAK EVERYTHING | ZERO PERCENT IMPROVEMENT | WORLD OF HURT | ISAAC CLARKE SKATEBOARDING | GIGGLES n' GLITCHES

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.