|"Gmod Sandbox w/ JackSepticEye"|
|Release Date||April 24, 2014|
|Outro music||Crazy La Paint|
|Link||Gmod Sandbox w/ JackSepticEye|
|Game||Garry's Mod Sandbox|
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"DON'T WORRY.... WE'RE SCIENTISTS"
JackSepticEye joins me for some Gmod shenanigans as we explore the wonders of the sandbox!
You really are not easing me into this whole "Garry's Mod"
Yeah, yeah. You wanna play with me? YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME? Why aren´t you looking at me? WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?
He's stuck in the door. He just keeps spinning around.
Hahahahah! Get in there. Phahahaha! Oh, that's perfect!
What are you doing?
GRYAAH! Everyone is going in to the party wall. Phahahah!
Everyone's going to timeout.
Yeah, it's timeout for all the bad behaving monsters.
You've been a bad Tripod! Now go and think about what you've done.
Ehehehehehe. Stay over there!
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and I'm here joined by JackSepticEye. And we're gonna play some Gmod.
Hello! I'm trying to mess with this guy, he's not moving...
Well, he's dead. Did you kill him? There's a LOT of blood here.
Did you murder this man?
No. This is not my fault!
I would like to know... right now. HEP!
Oh, you've dodged.
Too bad you can't die. Get outta here!
Come on! Hit me, so try to hit me and hit me. This is not how this is supposed to go!
No? How was this supposed to go?
We're supposed to work together!
No, that's not the point in Gmod's- Okay, alright, fine, you wanna work together? Wait, hang on... Let's build something! Hey, do you wanna play with me?!
Oh, sweet Jesus!
Hey, do you wanna play with me?!
Do you wanna play?! Hey, you pretty lady!
I don't like it!
You just let me relerererere
Why is there is a dead antlion over here? Okay, okay... It's time for like some walking of robots.
WOAH! You killed him! You killed him! Yeckh... Yeckh...
Oh, sweet Lord...
My fort is fort BlamAss! You're not allowed
Noone's allowed in! No named Jack is allowed.
Any boxes- Nothing's spawnig for me! I don't like it...
You've got one box, that's your fort? What a pity little fort!
I'm building em... ammo crates!
Oh, how pathetic your fort is, compared to my glorious fort BlamAss!
Leave me alone! This is how the Irish build!
Ahah. What are some of famous irish buildings? I- I'm stuck...
Em- America. We've built America!
Phahah, you've built America with your bare hands...
We did! What, WAIT WHAT THE-
...while we sipped british tea. What are you doing over there?
Did you do that!?
No, I didn't do anything, I'm still building fort BlamAss.
(whispering) BlamAss, that sounds like a... gey bar.
HEY, SHUT UP, IT NO T GEY BAR! Even if it was, that would be okay, so, SHUT UP. Fort BlamAss. I think I'm starting lagging the server, so em... I think my fort is done.
You've broken it!
No I didn't! Em... I might have broke it...
Okay, my fort is done! Try and hit me!
Okay, okay, I'll shoot one at you... I've only got a grenade so... I'll shoot that at you.
Oh, oh, O-OH!
DIRECT HIT! OH, YOUR BOX IS BURNING! Oh, your fort is so pitiful and pathetic!
I should not have made this out of wood!
Come on, bring it on! Wait, that's a bad idea...
Explosive fort is so explosive
This em... NOOO!!
Ha hah... MY FORT!
Putting thupers on a bath
What are you doing?
Are you trying to kill me?
What happened... It didn't work!
The thrusters were like What! Oh, okey, I thought you would flew in here... Hang on, I accidentally buried it in the ground... Hang on!
Okay... 10... 10... 10...
Go baby Go!
Bath had blasted off
I didn't finish my countdown!!
Get outta here!
That was a good first effort...
Yeah, but we can do better... (making accent) because it is Irish em... Irish endelure... This is Irish ingenuery! Egh...
That's not even close!
Why, I was doing Scottish, I wasn't doing Irish.
For shame, Mark!
OUGH, EYEK, I'LL NEVER HAD... a Scottish accent like this before, I bet!
(doing accent correctly) I got a real bit of a scottsman.
Oh, okay, so you can actually do it because you are nearby them, so, how about-
Yeah, they are just over there... I can wave at them ! HI!
Can you really!?
So I'm gonna go with my same design and you're gonna go back in there.
Okay, you're ready? 'Couse It's gonna be fun!
I'm not in!
Alright. 10! 9! GO!
Oh, I can't swim!
OH MY GOD, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?
It doesn't matter!
ARE YOU OKAY?
I don't know! I can't see anything!
Now we use...
NO! I WANNA GO! AGH! Okay, alright, okay, I went into- Why? Whoaaaah! Where am I. I just keep hitting walls and the ground, you went off like a rocket!
Just sit tight, you're gonna be fine!
Hang on, I think it needs more rockets, I think it needs more rockets...
I know what I´m doing, I'm a whale biologist.
They looks like lampshades!
No! They're thrusters!
That is not right! Have you played Kerbal Space Program?!
Yeah! And this is how I built them! My ship was called "The Crashy McSplodey", so I don't think you want my ad- Where did I go? So I'm in it. I'm in it to win it!
Are you ready?
I don't know how I got the third person but I am in here.
Okay, just go!
Em... I think you missed- GREEEH
Where am I going? I hit... You did this again! So how about... no, no, NOOO! OHOHO OH, MY GOD...
You're doing Doughnuts!
Thank you, I know!
Get in there!
It's as beautiful as the person who built it and you are beautiful...
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Ohohoh, okay. Okay, whatever.
This is how Jack builds!
Okay, here, get in my rocket, this is a much better model than the previous one, so...
You are missing a wheel!
Ah, that wheel wasn't structurally necessary anyway, so just get in there...
Okay, launch me!
3! 2! Potato!
It didn´t work!
Oh god, if you could look behind you, you stay there for a second...
Just leave me up here, yeah good! You should angle me!
Alright, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
You can do this.
Em, no, hang on, yeah. HERE IT GO!
Oh god! Oh god! I'm getting dizzy!
Ahahah. Okay, that will be good enough... WYEAAAAAAAAAAHAAAH OH MY GOD! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! Okay...
Your guy's hands were in the air as like he's really enjoing it!
'Cause I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be here staring longingly into your eyes. PHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD, WHERE'D YOU GO?
OH GOD!!! WHET THE HELL HAPPENED?
Where am I?
Are you ready to go?
I don't trust anything that you are doing right now!
Hey, why wouldn't you trust me? Poop!
LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
YEP, I'M IN THE CHAIR, LET'S GO! WHOAAAAH!
OH GOD! OH GOD!
I'm on this with you! OOOKAY!
I can't see anything, your chair is on my face! Nope I'm still here, I'm fine.
UGH! No no no, hang on.
Your crappy design doesn't go anywhere!
Oh! Don't make fun of my design, it's very sensitive about itself... you're not going anywhere...
Yay, there you go!
There we go! There we go!
Get outta here! WEEEEEEE!
Where am I?
Oh you're like a beautiful rocket! Where'd you go?
And then you go into the water!
Oh, so fadge...
bulb bulb bulb bulb bulb
bulb bulb bulb bulb bulb
bulb your eyes are so bulbtiful in the bulb underwater bulb...
Stupid rocket design!
Ehehehehehe... I've got an even better design! Like...
Just spawns an airboat
Even better design... Like HECK YECK UGH AH BAK DONE! Look at this, look at this, buddy!
Look at this, I built it, I built all of this, I built all this by myself.
I'm under water, I need get out of water. Oh, Oh yeah... Oh...
I built that!
That's so good, you're such a genius...
I'm really good at Gmod!
We neet to have a... Oh, stop it!
Why aren't they activating?
They hit me, they hit me!
There goes one!
You can, but it's not working!
I got another! I got another!
Oh oh. OH!
There's fire, you're on fire now! Phahaha, you just sank under... Oh God!
How's there fire under the water?
WOAH! Hey, buddy?
WHAT THE? Watermelons, Mark, dinner's reasy!
Of all the stuff you could have made, you made watermelons... Fine.
Let's cook- NO! BABIES?! You're gonna boil... babies?
I'm gonna boil babies...
Scary as shit edit
I'm just looking around the map right now: all that is here is watermelons, babies, a hovercraft and blood.
Yeah! That sounds like a fun party, ha?
That's a good time! MELON!
I've lost all respect for you, after your building abillities...
How do I put thrusters on a baby? That is the question, that everyone should ask themselves!
That is something, I never thought anyone would ever say!
How do I, how do I put thrusters on a baby?!
How, how do I launch this baby into space? Like... How do I do it?
What are you doing?
OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL?! ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
Is there a baby on that?
Are you seeing this? Where'd it go?
I'd... Em... Unfortunately I am... You put on a thruster on a baby, and I don't know where it went!
WOW, OH OH OH, BABY, BABY!
There it is! There it is...
BABY'S GONE! Yeck... There we go! No? THERE WE GO, BYE BABY!
OH, THERE'S BABY! WOOOAAAH!
I can't follow, it's too fast!
You need a nappy?
You need a sappy?
I- I say it like a normal person!
THAT'S STUPID! YOU'RE COMMUNIST OR SOMETHING, I DON'T CARE!
You're the only one who says RHUM!
No no no...
Even your friends make fun of you !
No no no no no! I talked to my brother, he says it the same way, it's just the way we lived in!
How could I possibly forget?!
Oh, that's weird... not at all what was I expecting...
COME OUT TO PLAY! AND MAKE IT A FUN TIME FOR YOU!
Oh, sweet Lord, I leave you for 5 minutes!
GRARARARA! I just don't know, when I think of a scottish, I think of a big burly man with a big red beard and fire in his eyes and a kilt that goes up to his thights and just like leaves nothing to the imagination, you know what I'm talking about? You know... talking about... Sexy burly... Sexy burly... Scottishman...
I think you're on your own with that one...
Tossing their lumber around... tossing their cables... and then go ahead... BRALRALEH!
Relax! relax... bring it back! Bring it back...
BHEH! OUGH! What? What happened? What happened?
You just blacked out and fantasised about big burly scottishman!
What, No! Why would I do that? That doesn't seem right! Oh, no! I wouldn't!
- Jack mentions Mark's incorrect way of pronouncing room as "roohm". Mark later states that Thomas speaks the same way.
- Mark makes reference to his Kerbal Space Program playthrough.
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