|Release Date||October 7, 2014|
|Outro music||Crazy La Paint|
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It's all ogre now...
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Spore. Take it away, Wade!
Alright guys, in the last vid, we... we moved around without any legs, we'll put some sort of legs...
What the fuck? ARAHHH! Em...
I think our mouth is less effective now.
No no no no no.
Is this good?
Neh neh neh neh.
Oh my god...
There we go. DRAAADADA.
How much we need feet?.
Are we need better feet...
Oh, what are you doing to this thing?
FEEENKRH. FEEENKRH. OHOHOHO!
Oh, now that's looks... great.
No no no no, I'm not, I'm just messing around, what are you talking about.
Where your feet?
Our design is good but too grandiose here.
It's pretty intense.
It's not bad, it's not bad. It- It's pretty good. But...
We have space on nipples to shoot down.
I think... Hm...
Put mouth finally
OF COURSE! THAT WHAT WAS MISSING!
IT'S MUCH BETTER!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
OH... BUTTERBIB! OH, CLAWS!
Our lives, there're puppies.
YEAH, HE HE HE!
YOU JUST LOOK WE'VE DONE WITH HIM NOW.
WHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA.
THEN NOBODY WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK.
KHAH KHAH, "forcetoreckon", KYAH, COUGH!
Mark couchs badly
Oh, god, I killed Mark!
We gonna like spent 5 minutes on this and change it complitely 'couse 'couse scary...
A hah hah hah hah.
I don't even know how it look like now.
We've probably get moved now compared to the last one.
Species leaves nest
Oh, oh, we can move but do we wanna move? Oh, I see it.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
I don't know.
I don't know.
OUGH! Wait what?
Oh, Oh, it's so creepy.
Bye! Oh, that's right! They are moving to the bigger nest. Oh, that one eye, that's just...
We're hatching! Oh god.
Such a cute baby!
Oh hoh hoh...
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, those little just like, wuh? whet? We are now-
"Your species is migrating to a new nest."
Wait, "Follow them to find a mate and claim a new home base."
Do it! Check this off.
Let's do it! Sorry, I forgot I was in control over the mouse. I don't want play Spore anymore, I don't want play Spore more.
Oh, I don't know what I do.
I don't wanna play, oh, I don't wanna play.
You gonna walk.
One of forcetoreckon jumps
Oh, we walk relatevly normaly. OKAY...
Ka ha ha ha ha. woop.
That's less normal! Hey, jump! Jump, man!
Oh my god!
Such GRACE and AGILITY!
Met agressive creature
WOO, kill him, woo, kil him!
It's a, Monkworkdodee... Monwerkdee.
Kill it okay.
Uh, kill him, uh, kill him, uh, kill him.
Are we doing good?
Em... no, we're about to die, jump! Jump Jump Jump Jump! Jump! Jump!
Okay. Jumpy! Jumpy!
Killed him! YEAH! WE oh...
But you killed him.
We gonna go back, look at all of these goodies!
Okay, we are going to do parts.
Ugh, ugh, ugh, it's too hard.
Need it. Needed it. Oh.
You're going baby! Who wants to make a baby? Is anybody want to make a baby?
Okay, let fly us home.
We're want a baby!
Oh, he's getting too tired.
Anybody wanna baby!
Come on, we need- Oh god! Let's running away from those!
They're too far.
Hello, I know, we're horrifying.
Excuse me. Get part.
Thank you for a new part! A Chop and Source, that look like we need to go that way.
That way. Woof.
Em... Fly, floater!
That things uo are very big.
Okay, why aren't we go forward?
We go forward.
Here we go. That looks angry.
There's a lot of parts here, cool. That means they killed a lot of things before-
Woo, what's that thing?
AH, RUN, RUN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
RUN! RUN! WE ARE DEAD! OH GOD!!!
OH GOD! DON'T GO TOWARDS IT, RUN!
WE NEED THAT PART!
NO! JUMP, JUMP, YOU MORON!
RUN AWAY! OH GOD!
I'm running as fast as I can.
Met a giant monster
It's a giant cricket! Ugh, ugh, guh!
Oh my goodness... Don't come after us.
Of course it's coming after us, we are leaving it to our nest.
Oh, well, we need to go there. Wait, where are we going?
We are right there.
Eh, make a baby quick, quick, make a baby!
Reached new nest
Give love to us! Oh my god! Alright.
We are here about to become extinct by a giant grasshopper.
Oh, lewleuleulewleu. Woahwoahwoah.
Oh my god...
I was right that you're getting too gradious there. I was very right. I didn't really know how right I was. Mate, mate, make a baby, god, damn, bang me! Take care out of me! Oh god.
They got their eyeballs...
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Let's scrap it and start from new.
Okay. I'm okay with that.
'Couse this gone wrong. Woo. Oh, boy. We're lost our vision. There's the grasshopper.
Perhaps it doesn't killing everyone we know in love.
Yep, that's the thing what happened. Oh, okay.
No, just no... just no... no any nipples, stop twitching.
Everything is awesome... We gonna shrink back, wait no, you gonna shrink back, shrink shrink shrink. We are starting from fresh. Remember, simplicity is key. We have a lot of parts, but all this, all this, all this (shows boobs on himself), all this.
Okay. Gyh. Ahahahahahahhahahahahah. No, no, nonononono, just dignified. Just little ugh... yew. Very is... Very is...
Very. Hm. Yes.
Left only mouth on stick
Oh, we can do a thing like this!
I hope we can run away anyway.
How, how does it look- OOOOOH...
Oh god! Oh god!
That is not preеty!
Oh, oh god!
That is not preеty, this is a nightmare!
Oh, we didn't put eyes, we're blind.
We need to mate now!
Mate now, please. Someone back us. WEUWEUWEU. We didn't even named it.
I don't care.
Look at any of them, oh god.
Nonononono. Nonononononono. We go wrong. We go horribly wrong. KHYREEEEEEE! DO YOU WANNA MAKE A BABY? SMACK WHACK WHACK!
God, that's horrifying. That's like a mouth of the Alien creatures just on its own.
I just saw the underside of his jaws, it's like... texture that look... Oh god, it's like intrigered by tryptophobia. I got some trigered, look at that. Ah, he tryptophobia.
I'm tubmlr trigered.
Let's not do this. And do anything but this. Woop. Phahahahahahahahahah. He's so preety! Oh, it's so preety!
We have 110 yet.
I have an idea. Ideas. Any ideas what we'd do. Oh, we can put different feet on. You want some webwaddles?
Yes, of course we need that webwaddles!
And... We need... We need some weapons. We definetely need more weapons. I think.
Weapons?' Of course! Another set of legs!'
That's probably not weapon.
Oh my god! Yes! He's beautiful! You're genius!'
Wow, thank you...
Oh, you're, you're... BRILLIANT! Where you... em... where'd stumples still go? Rather in somewhere. OKAY! OKAY!
Alrшght, there's something to work with.
Wow, we have so much!
Why do we have so much?
I don't know.
E heh heh heh heh.
(like a scientist, on the last syllable) crotchfacey.
Ah, crotchfacey, good old crotchfacy. I love it. It's beautiful.
It's very elegant.'
In every way.
In every way. In every way.
You can't be such-
Whoooaaah. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO.
OH HO HO HO HO HO.
Maybe we should give it a new skin?
Hi mom. I like your testicles. So lightful, press 2, god dammit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, at least we can dance, that was important. What are the bulb things on the back of our backfeet?
Em... I don't know.
Those back are very happy.
They are very happy.
OH GOD, THEY'RE FAST! WOOOOO!
Look at our SPEED!
We are INVINCIBLE!
We are BLAZING! We have so much health! We do so much damage, that's amazing!
We are... deadly force life form.
Oh, hello. Em... wanna die, wierdo?
Oh, hey, don't look at our butt.
We are sustainable in combat stance. DO STUFF!
Alright, em... Threat! What?
You paused it.
Do unpaused it. Here we go.
Here we go.
Yep, that's just stuff. He's tought too! So, my god!
Time to die, little one.
We got them. You got just to eat them all.
No, wait, we can recruit our friends, what are we doing, go back home! Go back home we supposed to recruit friends and we can do this. WHOAHAH! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! DON'T JUMP, WE HAVE NO WINGS! RUUUN!
I'm trying to run.
RUUUN! He'S CREEPIEST WORRIOR, RUN YOU, ASSHOLE!
I'm running home.
I AM RUNNING HOME!
You're not running, you're dragging that huge testicle.
That you put on.
Returned to nest
HELP US! Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. So...
Alright then. Good. He's dead, well done teammates.
Thanks- oh god, they looks happy about everything they doing. You're beautiful, look at that smile, Jesus...
They have beautiful eyes.
The Alpha crotchfacey in our face. YEAH!
Not our face, in our team. I meant-
I mean in our team, not our face. foow.
Yeah, croctopus, of course, croctopus, wow. That is really OKAY, YOU ARE FIGHTING NOW, apperently. Don't let it kill you. WOW, THAT IS TERRIFYING, CHEESE.
Oh my god...
That was really scary! Oh no, Alpha, kill them! Kill them dead!
They are almost dead. Okay, he's dead.
Em... we're about to die.
RUUUN! RUUUN! RUUUN! RUN, FOREST, RUN!
Where's our home?
We left our friend behind...
That's okay, we'll get new friends.
We can do once.
We will become the alpha now!
But we got one of them, we'll come back. You- nononono don't mate, don't mate, AHHH!
Excuse me if I slam my testecales on the groud on my mating dance.
We didn't meant to have sex with one of our friends.
We didn't, no, we really tried not to it.
Not really yet.
I'll scrap everything and starting over.
Yes! I'm starting over because this is all gone horribly wrong, distracting from my vision, not like it. Not good.
ohohohohohohohoho! huhuhuhuhuhuhu! ha ha ha ha ha ha! ahahahahahah. Wait.
We are bird?
Mh mmmmmmm mh... That's just like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Do you wanna mess with me? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Oh my goodness...
Mh mmmmmmm mh... I don't- I think we actually weaker than we were before.
I think we would have no armor.
Eh. Heh. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Yep, he's happy.
We are at the same skin!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I KEEP FORGETTING 'COUSE IT'S RED.
We need mate again.
No. No, this is good. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM- OH GOD, THEY ARE BIG SASOUGES! MMMMMMMMMMMMM
We can't keep this!
Yes, we can! Yes, we can! I DON'T CARE, I WANNA TO DO IT. MMMMMM.
OH MY GOD.
Just run... Just walk... MMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! It is a big obelisk! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
It's all horrifying!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! IS ANYBODY AFRAID OF ME? MMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMM!
OH GOD! There's your thumbnail!
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! AHAHAHAHAHAH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I don't know know what are we running into.
I don't either. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! HOHOHOHOHOHO!
Alright, so we're going to end that episode there.
Oh my god!
Thank you all, so much for watching, we are actually losing daylight, that's way it's getting darker here. This is thing of beauty, I don't know how Wade is bitching about over there, but I think it's beautiful. So, thank you everybody so much for watching, we made it out time we record at this episode, which means that more will be over for a while, will see how it stand. And as always, we will see you in the next video. Bye bye!
(Ending annotation:) CLICK HERE PUNY MAN
- Mark uses "Run forest run" meme.